Music and Words

May 22, 2010

Apple Store T-Shirt

Filed under: Words — melomania @ 11:35 pm

I wore my iPhone T-shirt to a party tonight.

Friend 1: Did you beat up an Apple employee and steal his shirt?

Me: No, I dated one.

Friend 1: So…you did beat him up.

Me: Occasionally.

Later that evening-

Friend 2: Where did you get that shirt?

Friend 1: She beat up an Apple employee and stole it.

Me: My ex-boyfriend worked for Apple and they gave him one that was too small so he gave it to me.

Friend 2: So he worked for Apple and you broke up with him?! Didn’t you get free stuff?

Me: Well, he doesn’t work there anymore.

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